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snugglemint) wrote2009-11-29 02:26 am
snugglemint) wrote2009-11-29 02:26 am
Just Say No....
If your brother ever asks to use your netbook. Just say no.
Trust me.
My brother came over last night and he hasn't had the internet for quite some time. So he was using my netbook. Well the conversation went something like.
"You gonna let me use your netbook tonight."
I'm like...."ummm.. If it means that much to you."
To which he responds with "It really does."
Okay, whatever. The battery will eventually run out on him. (mind this thing can go for 6 hours though.)
So I come out this morning and he gives it back and it's dead. I don't know if it was running the whole time we were all hanging out or if he was sitting there for hours.
Anyway, I finally come in here and plug it up and turn it on and the first thing it does is start playing noises and it's not even off the screen where you choose your user yet.
So apparently my netbook saves the pages it was last on and brings them back up.
Are you seeing where this is going yet?
So my first thought is "Damn he better not have been looking at porn."
And what should pop up? Chick all splayed with a cock in her.
Okay, but five pages of different videos.
The funny part? Netflix was also open. So wtf was he doing? Was netflix the cover? Was it to pass the boring moments? I mean really. What was it?
Now mind I have two brothers and they were both here so were they both huddled around this 10 inch screen looking at porn or was he running solo.
Now let's not forget that the purpose of porn is to get off. So if I'm typing on penis keys then I'm a little pissed.
Seriously guys. My brother raped my little virgin computer and now it's all tainted. For the sake of your computer, just say no.
Trust me.
My brother came over last night and he hasn't had the internet for quite some time. So he was using my netbook. Well the conversation went something like.
"You gonna let me use your netbook tonight."
I'm like...."ummm.. If it means that much to you."
To which he responds with "It really does."
Okay, whatever. The battery will eventually run out on him. (mind this thing can go for 6 hours though.)
So I come out this morning and he gives it back and it's dead. I don't know if it was running the whole time we were all hanging out or if he was sitting there for hours.
Anyway, I finally come in here and plug it up and turn it on and the first thing it does is start playing noises and it's not even off the screen where you choose your user yet.
So apparently my netbook saves the pages it was last on and brings them back up.
Are you seeing where this is going yet?
So my first thought is "Damn he better not have been looking at porn."
And what should pop up? Chick all splayed with a cock in her.
Okay, but five pages of different videos.
The funny part? Netflix was also open. So wtf was he doing? Was netflix the cover? Was it to pass the boring moments? I mean really. What was it?
Now mind I have two brothers and they were both here so were they both huddled around this 10 inch screen looking at porn or was he running solo.
Now let's not forget that the purpose of porn is to get off. So if I'm typing on penis keys then I'm a little pissed.
Seriously guys. My brother raped my little virgin computer and now it's all tainted. For the sake of your computer, just say no.
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You, my love...are so lame <3.
We should celebrate the loss of its virginity...
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You do, usually. Through masturbation and Climax but it was my brooooooother!
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I would be too! O_O XD *doesn't let anyone use macbook* lol
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I loaned out one of my box set of LoTR. It was returned destroyed. The girl admitted that she'd dropped it in the toilet!! She dried it with her hair dryer and just shrugged when I yelled at her. That set was given to me by my Mother. Grr!
So, just pucker up and said, "Forget it. No. No way, no how, not gonna."
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