Draco Big Bang

In celebration for Dray's 30th birthday on June 5, 2010, a community was made.

I'm really excited for this. I signed up for it. It's really set up well and I kind of feel pampered by it, haha.

You need a final draft by March. Now, the story MUST be 20k+ words and Draco centric, of course I chose Drarry. By May you need to have your fic rolled out and refined so you have a four months to write it and two to get it all fancy.

You have the option to have a cheerleader and beta assigned to you, but here's the real treat.

YOU GET AN ARTIST PAIRED WITH YOUR FIC.

Oh yeah. An artist is going to draw out a scene from my fic.

I'm having a total fangasm.

If that isn't incentive to write I don't know what is. Simply beautiful.

The problem is I have no idea what to write. @_@

I probably could have used Rentboy but I went ahead and posted it and that's a nono. The fix is exclusive to the community until June 26th so that means it can only be posted there until then.

The real thing that I like about this is that I feel no pressure to get out a next chapter. I write it all in one lump sum and that's not something I've done before. It'll be a new experience.

You guys should seriously join me in this, it's going to be so fun and what a way to celebrate Dray's 30th.

OMG EW

My grandparents are down here and my aunt lives down the road. They decided to have dinner over there tonight and I said I wouldn't go.

So my mom brings me a plate of food. I pop it in the microwave and open it and...UGH

A...fucking maggot inches its way over the edge of the plate, worms around and then slips back under.

Apparently my aunt has a million flys over at her house and um...yeah. Those would be what flies start out as.

So I flip out and my mom comes in there all disbelieving and I'm like "Omg mom, do you think I would lie about a fucking maggot?" (Yes. Exact context.)

And she's look and she keeps saying there isn't a maggot, and then she sees it and tries to play it off..."Well it's a worm but..." and I like "Uh-uh that's a maggot."

So she gets made and throws the food in the garbage with "Well we all ate it, it was just on the plate." Blah blah blah.

Dude if there was one there was probably more and that plate was sitting there a good 30 minutes or an hour before I got to it. It was covered in foil and I don't really think it would sit under the plate all that time.

Where there is one there is doubtless others.

I think she was more pissed at the fact that she'd eaten the same food earlier. I'm not saying there was any IN the food but if one got on my plate...then it's not unlikely that one got on others. And it was a white plate so I didn't even notice until I opened the microwave under the light.

UGH. Ew.