Woe Betides Me

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to say goodbye to something that we love and will miss greatly. It has served well for the few years that it has known this harsh, cruel world riddled with chat speak and untimely viruses.

Please bow your heads in remembrance of Snugglemint's Computer, for it shall not connect any longer.

May it surf again in spiritual connectivity, and be safe once more as it had been before I fucked it up.

Amen.

....Miracles

Robot Jesus has showered down electrical sparks of blessings.

Either I have been a very good girl, or my computer was too feisty to keep.

Either way, it would appear that my computer is unwillingly to STAY dead and has now graduated into the realm of Zombies.

So.... yeah.

Zombie computers. NOM NOM NOM. They eat your ram.

I dunno, my age old (becoming age old, anyway) phrase is proving true.

"Bitch and you shall receive."

Once you bitch about it, it makes damn sure to make a liar out of you and does the exact opposite.