Writer's Block: What's under Snape's cape?

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-Snorts-

I think the better question is who I WOULDN'T pat down.

But of course my hands would first veer off toward Draco where they may only ever come away for Harry.

Why? Do I need a reason to lay hands on Draco? I think not.

-Squeezy motions-

Draco: .... You are a severely disturbed individual.

Me: .... -SQUEEZYSQUEEZY!-

Draco: -Squeals-

SCHEMES!

Well, apparently I'm going tonight to see HP. Bleh.

I'm kind of excited, but at the same time rather subdued.

An icon I saw but have now lost pretty much explains it. It's of Voldie and it says, "Look, it doesn't matter what we do, this movie is gonna suck."

Yeeeeah.

Anyway, I'm also not really excited about the lines and then the fact that I won't get home til 3 am at the earliest when I have to be up at 6 am for work. -Head desks-

The other thing is that I'm go with my friend who is going with HER friend. (Note that this friend is not mine and therefore we have nothing in common. I did not like her in school and I still don't like her because all I hear is the bad things that my friend has to say about her when she's upset.) Soooo yeah. I'm sure I'll spend the night as the third wheel. I'll be in the backseat, blending in with the shadows, and standing to the side as the awkward loner in the Slytherin robes.

OKAY SO THE SCHEMES!

I NEED PEOPLE TO LIVE AROUND ME BECAUSE I HAVE SCHEMES! YES! SLYTHERIN SCHEMES! Well, mostly Slytherin.

I have all kinds of things that I want to do and everyone I know lives all the way over there (yes, there) or they have small children and can't get away.

-Pout- I need people to scheme with. A Slytherin without minions friends lackeys is no Slytherin at all.

So! If you're available for long distance scheming or live in the south eastern part of the US then you need to let me know so we can have tea and scones wreak havoc on the unsuspecting innocent. :D


Also, this is funny.

Hrmmm

So! I don't know how well this will work out, if at all. HOWEVER!

I thought it might be fun do "care packages" amongst my flist. I don't really know what else to call them, but yes! I like getting stuff and I know other people like getting stuff too so it seemed like a fun idea.

Getting a box of things that are new to you is pretty amazing, and fun to boot.

Also, I was talking to a friend yesterday and I was talking about how I wanted goldfish. Well, due to the oceans between us... when I talked about eating them they assumed I was talking about REAL goldfish when I actually meant an American snack that's a baked cheese cracker SHAPED like goldfish, and thus the name.

They in turn told me about a "biscuit" called Penguin. So! I thought it'd be fun to try and bridge some gaps and share some of the differences between us.

This isn't just for those in different countries from myself though, It'd be fun to exchange with anyone and anything is fair game, not just food.

This something anyone else would be interested in? Christmas seems like a good time to employ this idea.

(Still looking for minions to scheme with. Juuuust throwing that out there. ^ ~)