snugglemint

Title: These Are Mine
Author:

snugglemint
Challenge: Goldfish Crackers
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Words: 241
Rating: Pg-13 for mention of Merlin's...well...unmentionables. who gave the prompt
Warnings: Mentions of Mpreg in the last line that can be easily disregarded.
Disclaimer: I do not own these boys, Rowling does, I just like pissing her off by rearranging them when she isn't looking.
Notes: Written for

glitterybits "goldfish crackers".

Draco stared at the oddly shaped carton, his eyes transfixed on the orange shape on the front. "You eat GOLDFISH?!"

"Draco, what in Merlin's wrinkly ball sac are you talking about?"

"Okay, first of all, EW. Second, what are these? Hmmm?"

Harry felt like he was standing here with Mrs. Weasley's possessing his husband's body. He looked at the package that Draco held delicately at the tips with his forefinger and thumb, holding it out as far as his arm would stretch as if he was vastly disgusted with it...he couldn't help but laugh.

"Excuse me, are you laughing at me?" Draco's eyes narrowed to silver slits reminding him heavily of a snake.

"Yes. Those are crackers, Draco."

The blond looked down at the package and then opened it slowly and peeked in. "Are you sure?"

"Positive."

"Why are they orange...and shaped like fish?"

"Cheese and...they're fairly popular with kids, fun shape to keep them interested."

"You eat kid food?"

Harry rolled his eyes and reached into the package, pulling a handful out. As Draco opened his mouth to continue whatever insult he was no doubt starting he pushed a goldfish into his mouth.

Draco spluttered, clearly appalled, but did eat it in the end. Slowly he looked back up at Harry and without warning snatched the goldish from his hand and backed away. "These are mine now."

If only he could blame Draco's oddities on the pregnancy.