snugglemint

Reading a fic as a means to chill out and realizing that it's unfinished and there has been no further update in well over a year.

The stabbing pain that shoots through your eyes when you move them to the side.

The fics that refuse to write themselves. (Lazy ingrates. )

The people that only whine in their LJ post. (-Shines up her hypocrite badge-)

Sam being colorblind. Those are obviously blue eggs and ham.

Realizing you still have 5 hours left at work.

People reccing stories that they KNOW are abandoned.

People singing their ABC's and expecting me to sing it with them next time. (This ain't Karaoke.)

People who post shit like this in their LJ and think it's cute. (-Waves- :D!)

Ginny Weasley. (Just sayin')

Everyone redefining the word Vampire as "a sparkling fairy queen." (Quotes mean serious business.)

Overused jokes like, "Your Mother." (That's what she said!)

Everything in this post.

Boredom that drives me to make this post.

People that don't realize that half this post is BS.

Using this post as a means for procrastinating from work.

The sugar cookies taunting me on my desk. (-Has had far too many already-)

~~Finding Harry in bed with Draco...~~ Daydreaming and forgetting what was previously going on.