snugglemint

This has three titles. Officially it's "What's Playing on Voldie's iPod?" But readers might choose to entitle it "WTF Snugglemint?" or even the one I'm adopting for myself, "Possibly The Most Nerd Thing I've Ever Done. (And How Many Hours Of Life Did I Waste On This Again?)"

Please note before you get into this that these songs are not perfect, but rather tailor made. Some lyrics I chose are pretty in your face Voldie, while others are more metaphorical and make you think about how that relates.
(They also may contain explicit material.)

What's Playing on Voldie's iPod?
A somewhat serious approach to a parody.
Say what?

Okay, let's forget that it's Voldemort and a vile muggle contraption filled with filthy, unworthy songs.

Pretend, for a moment, that this is a parallel world where everything is crazy (and cool.) If Voldemort had an iPod, these are some of the songs that I think he'd be getting his groove thing on to.

If you've got a song you think would make Voldie get down with his bad self, then leave it in the comments. :D

I invite you all to make your own "What's Playing on ---'s iPod?" lists. It's a great ~~life~~ time waster.

Set up as song name first, artist second, and followed by the lyrics I think best showcase why this would make Voldie shake what his momma gave him.

1. Forsaken - Korn/Disturbed
"You see I'm falling in the vast abyss. Clouded by memories of the past."
"I can't speak it. Or else you will dig my grave. We fear them finding. Always whining. Take my hand now."
"You see I cannot be forsaken. Because I'm not the only one. We walk amongst you. Feeding, raping. Must we hide from everyone."

2. Dracula - Iced Earth
"The blood is the life, and Christ I defy. My sworn enemy...birth of a new creed."
"The blood I've spilled for faith fulfilled."
"I avenge with darkness, for blood is the life. The Order of the Dragon, I feed on human life"
"There are far worse things awaiting man than death. Come taste what I have seen. I'm spreading my disease. I will feed upon His precious child. The human race will bleed, they will serve my need."
"I am the Dragon of blood, a relentless prince of pain. Renouncing God on His throne. My blood is forever stained"

3. Breath - Breaking Benjamin
"So sacrifice yourself. And let me have whats left."
"You gotta fight just to make it through. Cause I'll be the death of you."
"I'm waiting. I'm fading. Realize. Start hiding."

4. Master of Puppets - Metallica
"I'm your source of self-destruction. Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear. Leading on your deaths construction"
"Dedicated to. How I'm killing you."
"Come crawling faster. Obey your Master. Your life burns faster. Obey your Master. Master."
"Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings. Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams. Blinded by me, you can't see a thing. Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream. Master."
"Needlework the way, never you betray"
"Neverending maze, Drift on numbered days. Now your life is out of season. I will occupy. I will help you die. I will run through you. Now I rule you too."

5. The Red - Chevelle
"When you're singled out. The red, well it filters through."
"So lay down, the threat is real. When his sight goes red again. Seeing red again."

6. Getting Away With Murder - Papa Roach
"And I'm addicted to your punishment. And you're the master, and I am waiting for disaster."
"I feel irrational, so confrontational. To tell the truth I am getting away with murder."

7. Animal I have Become - Three Days Grace
"I can't escape this hell. So many times I've tried. But I'm still caged inside. Somebody get me through this nightmare. I can't control myself."
"So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become."

8. Reclusion - Anberlin
"Sins like skeletons are so very hard to hide."
"If a stranger turns up missing, this song is my confession. Tell the tales of the trail of dead."
"Losing self in myself, inner demons make demands."
"My mask is growing heavy but I've forgotten who's beneath."

9. Bodies - Drowning Pool
"Let the bodies hit the floor!"
"Skin to skin, blood and bone. You're all by yourself but you're not alone. You wanted in and now you're here. Driven by hate, consumed by fear."

10. Coming Undone - Korn
"Guess the black thoughts. Have come again to get me."
"Sing along, mockingbird. You don't affect me."
"Wait, I'm coming undone. Unlaced, I'm coming undone. Too late, I'm coming undone."
"I find my demons were my friends. Getting me in the end. They're out to get me."
"Since I was young. I tasted sorrow on my tongue."
"I'm trying to hold it together. Looks like I'm not getting better. Not getting better."

Bonus Track (AKA "Bella, touch my iPod again and I'll AK your arse")

Bonus: Peacock - Kati Perry

"Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?!"
"My... what?"
"Bella, you better be talking about my pure white peacocks and not my husband's-"
"LALALALALA!"
"Oh! That's the spirit, Draco!"

(Why the hell did I do Voldie? Because I kind of already had this set up several years ago on a drunk night masquerading as Voldemort on MySpace with my sister. Ahhh... yeah. ANYWAY. I would have done a Drarry playlist, but I can seriously take almost any song and make it Drarry. So, I didn't do that for two reasons. It'd take forever to put together and because I did not want a million plot babies crying at me to feed them.)

Kind of thinking about building a community around this type of thing. Introducing wizards (purebloods mostly) to technology and making general parody about it. Thoughts?