A Word of Advice to Myself

[snugglemint]

Dear Snugglemint,

I really admire the way that you procrastinate at your place of work. Your dedication to fandom is inspiring, what with your powers to ignore the call of real life duties to immerse in the deliciousness of a fanfic.

It's smart thinking the way you delete your history every day after work and keep your cool when someone walks behind your desk because you know any sudden movements will only look guilty.

However, the way your lips twist in that goofy way and sometimes break into a full powered grin is a dead give away. No one enjoys work that much. No one. Also, randomly laughing for no reason, also a no-no. Please learn to control your facial expressions and if you can't, might I suggest botox?

Sincerely,
The Snugglemint Who Still Wants A Job
Wondering-Why-You're-Wasting-Time-When-You-Could-Be-Reading

Comments

[thepretender501.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha!! Sounds like me when I'm on my phone at work and the manager is in the back. Boo work is clearly for reading fanfic, or didn't they get the memo?

[snugglemint.livejournal.com]

Well, if the memo came in a fluorescent pink bird flying around the room like at the Ministry they probably beat it to death and thus it's safe to say that they probably missed it.